Cute funny shirt sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
4. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
6. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
7. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
8. "I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look."
9. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot."
10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
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Here are some common Krav Maga sayings in Israel:1. Im yesh rak efes, efes. (If there is no choice, there is no choice.)2. Ha'kol ba'seder. (Everything is okay.)3. Ein breira. (There is no choice.)4. Ha'kol tov. (Everything is good.)5. Ein milim. (No words.)6. Koach, emuna, bitachon. (St
1. Ball is life.2. Shoot your shot.3. Hustle and heart set us apart.4. Defense wins championships.5. Leave it all on the court.6. Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.7. The only easy day was yesterday.8. It's not about the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of
1. Change is the only constant in life.2. Embrace change, for it is the only way to grow.3. Change is the opportunity to do something amazing.4. Life is a journey, and change is the path we must follow.5. Change can be scary, but it can also be the start of something beautiful.6. Change i
1. March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb.2. April showers bring May flowers.3. May flowers bring June showers.4. Red sky at night, sailor's delight. Red sky in morning, sailor's warning.5. If the oak before the ash, then we'll only have a splash. If the ash before the oak, the
1. What goes around, comes around.2. You reap what you sow.3. Do good and good will come to you.4. The universe has a way of balancing things out.5. Your actions have consequences.6. Treat others as you would like to be treated.7. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.8. The
1. I'm not a Christmas tree, I just look like one in this sweater.2. My sweater is so ugly, even Santa would pass on wearing it.3. This sweater is so ugly, it's on the naughty list.4. My sweater is like a Christmas present - you don't want it.5. I'm dreaming of a sweater-less Christmas.6.
1. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.2. I'm on a diet, I just don't have the willpower to stick to it.3. I'm not on a diet, I'm just eating healthier. But I still dream about pizza.4. I'm on a diet where I only eat foods that make me happy. So far, I've had a lot of chocolate.5.
1. You are the most beautiful thing I keep inside my heart.2. Every time I see you, my heart skips a beat.3. You are the missing piece to my puzzle of life.4. My love for you grows stronger with each passing day.5. You are the light that brightens up my darkest days.6. I never knew what t
1. Family is not an important thing, it's everything. - Michael J. Fox2. Family is the anchor that holds us through life's storms. 3. In family life, love is the oil that eases friction, the cement that binds closer together, and the music that brings harmony. - Friedrich Nietzsche4. Family i
1. Любовь - как вода в реке, она всегда найдет свой путь. (Love is like water in a river, it will always find its way.)2. Любовь не знает преград. (Love knows no obstacles.)3. Любовь - это как воздух, без нее невозможно жить. (Love is like air, it is impossible to live without it.)4. Любовь - это си