Cute kid sayings
1. "I love you to the moon and back, and then to the stars and back!"
2. "Can I have some ice cream for breakfast? It's a dairy product, so it's basically like cereal, right?"
3. "I can't wait to grow up and be a superhero, so I can save the world!"
4. "When I grow up, I want to be a dinosaur doctor and take care of sick dinosaurs."
5. "I'm not sleepy, I'm just practicing my pretend sleeping."
6. "I have a secret hiding spot for my favorite toys, but I can't tell you where it is because then it wouldn't be a secret anymore."
7. "I'm not a little kid, I'm a big kid with little legs."
8. "I'm not crying, I just have a rainstorm in my eyes."
9. "I want to be a unicorn when I grow up, so I can spread magic everywhere."
10. "I have a superpower - I can make my toys come to life with my imagination!"
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I'm glad you're looking for some humor! Here's a funny picture and saying for your Tuesday:Picture: A cat wearing sunglasses lounging in a hammock with a caption that says Just hangin' in there, it's only Tuesday!I hope that brings a smile to your face!
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