Cute old lady sayings
1. "Well, butter my biscuit!"
2. "I'm sweatin' like a sinner in church!"
3. "I'm finer than frog hair split four ways."
4. "I'm as happy as a clam at high water."
5. "I may be old, but I ain't dead yet!"
6. "I'm as full as a tick on a hound dog."
7. "I'm as busy as a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
8. "I'm older than dirt, but I've still got some spunk left in me."
9. "I'm as happy as a pig in mud."
10. "I may be old, but I can still cut a rug!"
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