Funny sayings married to a therapist
"I'm married to a therapist, so I always have someone to analyze my jokes and tell me why they're not funny."
Above is Funny sayings married to a therapist.
"I'm married to a therapist, so I always have someone to analyze my jokes and tell me why they're not funny."
Above is Funny sayings married to a therapist.
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1. An elephant never forgets.2. Seeing the elephant (meaning experiencing something extraordinary or unforgettable)3. The elephant in the room (referring to a big issue that everyone is aware of but no one wants to address)4. Like trying to eat an elephant in one bite (referring to a dauntin
1. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. - Christianity2. Trust in God with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding. - Christianity3. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for
1. Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Buddha2. The most beautiful people we have known are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss, and have found their way out of the depths. These persons have an appreciation, a sensitivity, and an unde
1. Drugs are a waste of time. They destroy your memory and your self-respect and everything that goes along with your self-esteem. - Kurt Cobain2. Drugs take you to hell, disguised as heaven. - Donald Lyn Frost3. The best high is the most boring high. The high of being drug-free. - Unknown4.
1. Greed is a bottomless pit which exhausts the person in an endless effort to satisfy the need without ever reaching satisfaction. - Erich Fromm2. Greed is a fat demon with a small mouth and whatever you feed it is never enough. - Janwillem van de Wetering3. Greed is a strange, strange sin. Al
Here are some famous sayings by the late boxer Johnny Tapia:1. I've been knocked down, but I refuse to be knocked out.2. I fight for my family, I fight for my fans, and I fight for myself.3. I may be small in stature, but I have the heart of a lion.4. In the ring, it's not about how hard you
1. You're my snappy valentine!2. You make my heart chomp with joy!3. I'm wild about you, valentine!4. You're the catch of my swamp, valentine!5. You're the toothiest valentine in the bayou!6. I'd swim through any river for you, valentine!7. You're my favorite reptile, valentine!8. You
1. Growing a tiny human is exhausting, but also pretty hilarious when you think about it.2. Pregnancy: the only time in life when you can gain weight and blame it on someone else.3. I'm not fat, I'm pregnant. There's a difference.4. Pregnancy brain: where you forget what you were saying mid-s
1. Fangs for the memories!2. I vant to suck your blood... and maybe grab a coffee sometime?3. I'm a sucker for you!4. I'm a night owl... or should I say night bat?5. I'm batty for you!6. I'm a pain in the neck, but you love me anyway!7. I'm a vampire, not a monster... well, maybe a litt