Cute sayings for cookie jars

1. "Home is where the cookies are."

2. "Life is short, eat the cookies."

3. "Cookies make everything better."

4. "One cookie a day keeps the frowns away."

5. "In a world full of cookies, be a chocolate chip."

6. "Good cookies, good mood."

7. "Cookies are the answer, who cares what the question is."

8. "Keep calm and eat cookies."

9. "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not."

10. "Love is a batch of freshly baked cookies."

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