Dad sayings

1. "When in doubt, ask your mother."

2. "I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes."

3. "I'm not lost, I'm just taking the scenic route."

4. "Money doesn't grow on trees."

5. "I'm not just your dad, I'm your ATM."

6. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."

7. "I'm not yelling, I'm just projecting my voice."

8. "I'm not grumpy, I'm just focused."

9. "I'm not stubborn, I'm just determined."

10. "I'm not overprotective, I'm just caring."

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Sayings for valentine cards for friends

1. Friends like you make every day feel like Valentine's Day.2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm grateful for a friend like you.3. You're the chocolate to my heart, sweet and always there for me.4. Who needs a Valentine when I have a friend like you by my side?5. Friendship is the trues

Irish sayings bridge

May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be always at your back.

Mexican celebration sayings

1. ¡Viva México!2. ¡Que viva la fiesta!3. ¡Arriba, arriba!4. ¡Fiesta, fiesta, fiesta!5. ¡Salud y amor, y tiempo para disfrutar!6. ¡A bailar se ha dicho!7. ¡Que siga la pachanga!8. ¡A darle con todo!9. ¡Vamos a celebrar!10. ¡Que la fiesta no pare!

Nobody's perfect sayings

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Funniest meme sayings

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Being let down sayings

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May 1 quotes and sayings

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Cute male sayings

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