Funniest meme sayings
1. "When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I put the 'pro' in procrastination."
4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome."
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
9. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
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1. जिंदगी एक सफर है सुहाना, यहाँ कल क्या हो किसने जाना। (Life is a beautiful journey, who knows what tomorrow holds.)2. खुश रहो, मुस्कुराते रहो, खुदा तुम्हें खुशियों से भर दे। (Stay happy, keep smiling, may God fill your life with joy.)3. जिंदगी का मतलब है खुशियों का सफर, इसे खुशी से जीना सीखो।
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