Damn skippy sayings
"Darn tootin'!"
Above is Damn skippy sayings.
"Darn tootin'!"
Above is Damn skippy sayings.
1. I put the 'fun' in dysfunctional.2. Sarcasm is my love language.3. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I'm not weird, I'm limited edition.6. I'm not short, I'm fun-sized.7. I'm not a player, I just crush a lot... of cand
1. Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it. - Charles R. Swindoll2. The purpose of our lives is to be happy. - Dalai Lama3. Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans. - John Lennon4. In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your
1. Oh, please enlighten me with your infinite wisdom.2. Well, aren't you just a ray of sunshine.3. Congratulations, you've reached the pinnacle of mediocrity.4. Oh, the world definitely needed another expert like you.5. Wow, your insight is truly groundbreaking.6. I'm so glad you're here
1. Seventy years young and still going strong!2. A lifetime of memories, a heart full of wisdom, and a spirit that never ages.3. Seventy years of laughter, love, and living life to the fullest.4. Turning 70 is just the beginning of a new chapter filled with joy and blessings.5. At 70, you'v
1. May your Christmas be as disappointing as this card.2. Wishing you a holiday season filled with awkward family gatherings and terrible gifts.3. Here's to a Christmas that's as joyless as this card.4. May your Christmas be as empty as this card's sentiment.5. Hope your holiday is as under
1. I'm like a vending machine, once you get what you want, I'm outta here.2. I'm like a firework, I'll light up your night and then disappear.3. I'm like a shooting star, here one moment and gone the next.4. I'm like a Snapchat streak, once it's over, it's over.5. I'm like a drive-thru, qui
1. Luck is when preparation meets opportunity.2. Fortune favors the bold.3. Some people are just born lucky.4. Luck is believing you're lucky.5. The harder I work, the luckier I get.6. Luck is a dividend of sweat.7. Luck is on my side today.8. Luck is a matter of perspective.9. Luck
Here are some sayings associated with the Necrons, an ancient and powerful race in the Warhammer 40,000 universe:1. In death, there is only the Necron.2. We are the undying, the unyielding, the eternal.3. Flesh is weak, metal is eternal.4. We are the lords of time and space, the masters of al
1. Cleanliness is next to godliness. - Chapter 13, Verse 82. One who is pure and self-controlled gains the joy of the soul within. - Chapter 6, Verse 203. A person who is clean in body and mind, who is pure and has control over the senses, and who sees everything with an equal vision, such a pe
1. Wishing you a merry and bright Christmas filled with joy and soap bubbles!2. May your Christmas be as sparkling and fresh as a bar of holiday soap.3. Sending you warm wishes and soap-scented cheer this Christmas season.4. May your Christmas be filled with love, laughter, and the scent of h