Short sarcastic sayings

1. "Oh, please enlighten me with your infinite wisdom."

2. "Well, aren't you just a ray of sunshine."

3. "Congratulations, you've reached the pinnacle of mediocrity."

4. "Oh, the world definitely needed another expert like you."

5. "Wow, your insight is truly groundbreaking."

6. "I'm so glad you're here to grace us with your presence."

7. "You must be a real genius to come up with that."

8. "Oh, what a surprise, your opinion is so valuable."

9. "I never knew someone could be so fascinatingly dull."

10. "You must be the life of the party."

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