Dark humor sayings
1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
2. "I'm not saying my ex is a gold digger, but she did leave me for a guy named Rich."
3. "I asked the doctor if he could give me something for my kleptomania. He said, 'Take this, and if that doesn't work, take this.'"
4. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."
5. "I told my therapist about my addiction to break fluid. He said I can stop anytime."
6. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
7. "I told my friend I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti. He said it would be pasta-trophic."
8. "I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.'"
9. "I tried to catch some fog, but I mist."
10. "I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."
Above is Dark humor sayings.
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