Dear santa funny sayings
1. "Santa, I can explain..."
2. "I'm on the nice list, I swear! Well, mostly..."
3. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."
4. "Santa, please define 'good'..."
5. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."
6. "Dear Santa, I've been good all year... well, most of the time... sometimes... okay, once in a while."
7. "I'm not short, I'm elf-sized."
8. "I'm dreaming of a full bank account, just like the one I used to know."
9. "Santa, I can explain the empty cookie jar..."
10. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode until Christmas."
Above is Dear santa funny sayings.
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