1. "I'm just here for the photosynthesis"
2. "Don't be a prick, water me quick"
3. "I'm a succulent, not a miracle worker"
4. "I'm leafing you for better care"
5. "I'm a plant, not a therapist"
6. "Water me or leaf me alone"
7. "I'm rooting for you to remember to water me"
8. "I'm a plant, not a prop"
9. "I'm growing, but so are my trust issues"
10. "I'm a plant, not a decoration... oh wait, I am a decoration"
Above is Decorative plant stakes funny sayings.
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1. Child labor perpetuates poverty, unemployment, illiteracy, population growth, and other social problems. - Kailash Satyarthi2. Children should be in school, not at work. Let's end child labor now. - Unknown3. Child labor is a crime against humanity. It robs children of their childhood and th
1. Suffered a cardiac arrest2. Experienced a myocardial infarction3. Had a coronary event4. Went into cardiac distress5. Had a heart episode6. Experienced a sudden cardiac event7. Suffered a heart seizure8. Had a heart incident9. Went into cardiac failure10. Experienced a heart crisis
1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 2. I'm not saying my ex is a gold digger, but she did ask me to pay for her shovel. 3. I asked the doctor if I could administer my own anesthesia before surgery. He said, 'Sure, knock yourself out.' 4. I used to play piano
Yogi Bear, a beloved Hanna-Barbera cartoon character, is known for his witty and humorous sayings. Some of his famous sayings include:1. I'm smarter than the average bear.2. Hey, Boo Boo!3. Pic-a-nic baskets are my specialty.4. It's not the things you don't know that hurt you, it's the things
1. I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. - Rodney Dangerfield2. I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. - Michael Scott, The Office3. I'm writing a book. I've go
1. Beer: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.2. I have mixed drinks about feelings, but beer just makes me feel awesome.3. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.4. I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a beer enthusiast.5. Beer: helping ugly people have se
Truth is the foundation of all virtues.
1. Plant a seed, watch it grow, harvest the rewards.2. In the garden, you reap what you sow.3. From garden to table, the freshest veggies are the most delicious.4. Gardening is cheaper than therapy and you get tomatoes.5. A garden is a reflection of a gardener's soul.6. The best fertilize
1. He's all hat and no cattle.2. He's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.3. He's about as sharp as a bowling ball.4. He's as welcome as a skunk at a lawn party.5. He's as lost as a goose in a snowstorm.6. He's as handy as a pocket on a shirt.7. He's as crooked as a dog's hind le