Deep funny sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot... of candy in my spare time."
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
6. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
7. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
8. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
9. "I'm not a quitter, I'm just on a prolonged coffee break."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."
Above is Deep funny sayings.
1. Love is like a computer cord, it keeps us connected.2. Life is a tangled mess of computer cords, but it's worth it for the connection.3. In a world full of cords, you're the one that keeps me plugged in.4. Like a computer cord, our love is strong and always connected.5. Just like a compu
1. A dragon is not to be feared, but to be understood. 2. Dragons are not monsters, they are majestic creatures of power and wisdom. 3. The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall, like a dragon taking flight. 4. Dragons do not cry, for their tears
1. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.2. In dog beers, I've only had one.3. Beer: Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.4. Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862.5. I have mixed drinks about feelings, but beer just makes me feel.6. Be
1. La minestra riscalda il cuore. (Soup warms the heart.)2. La zuppa è la madre dei piatti. (Soup is the mother of all dishes.)3. La zuppa è buona anche fredda. (Soup is good even when cold.)4. Con la zuppa si fa festa. (With soup, every meal is a celebration.)5. La zuppa è il cibo degli de
1. I fear no man, no beast, no god. I am the master of my fate, the captain of my soul.2. I didn't come this far to only come this far.3. I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees.4. I am the storm, the chaos, the fire that burns within.5. Strong people don't put others down, they lif
1. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.2. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.3. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te.4. If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.5. Do you have a name, or can I call you
Easy does it. Keep it simple. One day at a time. Progress, not perfection. Let go and let God. This too shall pass. Keep coming back. First things first. Live and let live. Just for today.
Of course! Here are some love quotes and sayings for you:1. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle2. The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. - Audrey Hepburn3. Love is not about how much you say 'I love you,' but how much you can prove that it's true. -
1. Strike a pose and own the moment.2. Confidence is the best accessory.3. Stand tall, pose proud.4. Let your inner beauty shine through your pose.5. Every pose tells a story.6. Embrace your uniqueness in every pose.7. Posing is an art, express yourself.8. Be your own kind of beautifu
1. You're as sweet as a candy bar!2. Life is like a candy bar, enjoy every bite!3. You're the chocolate to my peanut butter, my sweet child.4. You're a treat, just like a candy bar.5. You're a shining star, just like the wrapper of a candy bar.6. You make life sweeter, just like a candy b