Deep funny sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

4. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot... of candy in my spare time."

5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

6. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

7. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."

8. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

9. "I'm not a quitter, I'm just on a prolonged coffee break."

10. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."

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Cute sayings about computer cords

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Dragon quotes and sayings

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Beer glass gifts with sayings

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