Demotivational sayings funny

1. "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."

2. "If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is definitely not for you."

3. "The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

5. "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of credit card payments."

6. "The only exercise I get is running out of excuses."

7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

8. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

9. "I'm not a pessimist, I'm just a realist with a sense of humor."

10. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline extension program."

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Sweaters with cool sayings

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