Deputy dawg sayings funny

1. "I'm so tough, I use a rattlesnake for a belt!"

2. "I'm so fast, I can outrun my own shadow!"

3. "I'm so sharp, I can cut glass with my wit!"

4. "I'm so brave, I wrestle alligators for fun!"

5. "I'm so smart, I can count to infinity twice!"

6. "I'm so cool, I make ice jealous!"

7. "I'm so strong, I once arm-wrestled a tornado and won!"

8. "I'm so slick, I can charm the spots off a leopard!"

9. "I'm so quick, I can dodge a bullet in my sleep!"

10. "I'm so funny, I make a hyena look serious!"

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