Desktop wallpaper funny sayings
Here are some funny sayings that you can use as desktop wallpaper:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
5. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist."
9. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
Feel free to choose one of these sayings and create a fun desktop wallpaper with it!
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