Dirty dinner table sayings
1. "This table looks like a crime scene."
2. "I think the dishes are staging a protest."
3. "It's like a food fight happened here, but no one cleaned up."
4. "I didn't realize we were dining in a war zone."
5. "I'm pretty sure the crumbs are forming their own civilization."
6. "The only thing missing is a 'do not enter' sign."
7. "I feel like I need a hazmat suit to eat here."
8. "I think the flies are having a feast of their own."
9. "I didn't know we were hosting a scavenger hunt on the table."
10. "I'm starting to think the dishes have a mind of their own."
Above is Dirty dinner table sayings.
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