Dirty funny sayings and quotes
1. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not shy, I'm just holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome."
6. "I'm not weird, I'm a limited edition."
7. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot."
8. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
9. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
10. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
Above is Dirty funny sayings and quotes.
1. Mask up, stay safe2. Protect yourself and others3. Cover up, show you care4. Mask on, worries off5. Safety first, mask always6. Mask up, smile with your eyes7. Stay masked, stay strong8. Masked and ready to go9. Masked and fabulous10. Wearing a mask is a sign of love
Here are some examples of sayings that can be found on Dove chocolate wrappers:1. Believe in the power of chocolate2. Indulge in a moment of bliss3. Savor the sweetness of life4. Embrace the joy of chocolate5. Treat yourself to a moment of happiness6. Celebrate the little things7. Find
1. Growing a miracle inside me2. Bumpin' along3. Eating for two4. Baby loading...5. Pregnant and fabulous6. Mommy-to-be7. Baby on board8. Pregnant and glowing9. Bun in the oven10. Pregnant AF
1. Don't let the sun steal your glow, protect your skin and let it show.2. Sunscreen is my best friend, skin cancer is my worst enemy.3. Love the skin you're in, protect it from within.4. Sun-kissed skin is not worth the risk, protect yourself from UV's brisk.5. Skin cancer is no joke, prot
1. Trust in the Lord with all your heart. - Proverbs 3:52. Let your light shine before others. - Matthew 5:163. Faith can move mountains. - Matthew 17:204. God is our refuge and strength. - Psalm 46:15. Love one another as I have loved you. - John 13:346. Do unto others as you would have
1. I'm not a lesbian, I just have really strong feelings for Kristen Stewart. 2. I'm not a lesbian, I just prefer women who understand the struggle of finding the perfect lipstick shade. 3. I'm not a lesbian, I just have a deep appreciation for flannel shirts and beanies. 4. I'm not a lesbian
1. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.4. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?5. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.6. I'm not short, I
1. The shadow is the greatest teacher for how to come to the light. - Ram Dass2. The brightest light casts the darkest shadow. - George R.R. Martin3. The shadow proves the sunshine. - Switchfoot4. Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman5.
1. A baby is something you carry inside you for nine months, in your arms for three years, and in your heart until the day you die. - Mary Mason2. Being pregnant means every day is another day closer to meeting the love of my life. 3. Pregnancy is a process that invites you to surrender to the
1. The truth will set you free.2. Honesty is the best policy.3. The truth may hurt for a little while, but a lie hurts forever.4. In a room full of lies, the truth is the only one that stands out.5. Truth is like a lion; you don't have to defend it. Let it loose, it will defend itself.6.