Dog with funny sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not spoiled, I just happen to be well taken care of."
3. "I'm not begging, I'm just practicing my puppy eyes."
4. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
5. "I'm not misbehaving, I'm just exploring my rebellious side."
6. "I'm not barking, I'm just expressing my opinions loudly."
7. "I'm not stealing your socks, I'm just collecting them for a fashion show."
8. "I'm not sleeping, I'm just meditating on the floor."
9. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just selectively listening."
10. "I'm not being dramatic, I'm just adding flair to the situation."
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1. Life begins after coffee.2. Coffee is my love language.3. Coffee: because adulting is hard.4. I like my coffee like I like my mornings: strong and full of possibilities.5. Coffee is a hug in a mug.6. Coffee first, adulting second.7. Coffee is the answer, no matter what the question.
1. Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn.2. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.3. The harder you work, the luckier you get.4. Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.5. Success is not about luck, it's about hard work and perseverance.6. Fortune favors the bold.7.
1. Home is where the heart is, but the furniture is pretty important too.2. A house is not a home without furniture.3. Good furniture is the foundation of a happy home.4. Furniture is like the jewelry of a room - it adds the finishing touch.5. You can tell a lot about a person by the furnit
1. Good night, sleep tight, and dream sweet dreams.2. May your dreams be filled with love and happiness tonight.3. Wishing you a peaceful night's rest and a bright tomorrow.4. As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight. Close your eyes and go to sleep, for all the good times
1. You can't change what you don't acknowledge.2. The only difference between you and someone you envy is you settled for less.3. You don't need a pack of wild horses to learn how to make a sandwich.4. You're only lonely if you're not there for you.5. Sometimes you make the right decision,
1. Happy birthday to my brother, the only person who can make me laugh and drive me crazy at the same time!2. You may be getting older, but at least you're not as old as you'll be next year! Happy birthday, bro!3. To my brother: May your birthday be as epic as the time you tried to impress that
1. Acholi tek ma kwo ni iye, ki kwo ni iye. - A wise Acholi saying that means What is difficult for one person is easy for another.2. Acholi kwanyo ni iye, ki kwo ni iye. - An Acholi proverb that translates to What is good for one person may not be good for another.3. Acholi ma kwo ni iye,
1. I'm fixin' to head down yonder.2. Well, butter my biscuit!3. He's slicker than a boiled onion.4. I'm sweatin' like a sinner in church.5. She's as happy as a tick on a fat dog.6. I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a southbound mule.7. He's crazier than a road lizard.8. I'm a