Door mats with funny sayings
Here are some funny sayings that could be featured on door mats:
1. "Come back with a warrant"
2. "Wipe your paws... or don't, I'm not the boss of you"
3. "The neighbors have better stuff"
4. "Shoes off, pants optional"
5. "Ring the doorbell and let the dog decide"
6. "Welcome, we're not ready but come on in anyway"
7. "If you're Amazon, leave the package. If not, go away"
8. "Please hide packages from husband"
9. "Beware of wife, kids are also shady"
10. "This house runs on love, laughter, and a whole lot of coffee"
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