1. "Sip happens"
2. "Wine a little, laugh a lot"
3. "Tequila made me do it"
4. "I'm not drunk, I'm just more fun"
5. "Vodka is my spirit animal"
6. "Whiskey business"
7. "Beer me"
8. "Save water, drink beer"
9. "Rosé all day"
10. "Life is brewtiful"
Above is Drinking shirt sayings.
1. To my dearest sister on her wedding day, may your love be as beautiful and everlasting as the bond we share.2. As you start this new chapter in your life, I wish you all the happiness in the world. Congratulations, dear sister!3. To my sister and her beloved, may your marriage be filled with
Here are some famous sayings attributed to Ross Perot:1. The activist is not the man who says the river is dirty. The activist is the man who cleans up the river.2. If you see a snake, just kill it. Don't appoint a committee on snakes.3. Life is like a cobweb, not an organization chart.4. Eag
1. I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.2. Being broke is temporary, but being poor is a state of mind.3. I'm not broke, I'm just between blessings.4. When you're broke, everything seems expensive.5. Being broke teaches you the true value of money.6. Broke is a temporary con
Here are some common misogynistic sayings:1. A woman's place is in the kitchen.2. She's just being emotional.3. You throw like a girl.4. She's such a nag.5. Women are too emotional to be leaders.6. She's just a gold digger.7. You're too pretty to be smart.8. Women belong in the home,
1. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.4. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?5. I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.6. I'm not short, I'm
1. Nurses dispense comfort, compassion, and caring without even a prescription. - Val Saintsbury2. Nursing is not just an art, it has a heart. - Anonymous3. To do what nobody else will do, a way that nobody else can do, in spite of all we go through; that is to be a nurse. - Rawsi Williams4.
1. Bump, set, spike...and don't forget to smile!2. Volleyball: where bumping and spiking are encouraged, but spilling your drink is not.3. Spike it like it's hot!4. Volleyball: the only sport where it's acceptable to hit someone in the face with a ball.5. Block party at the net!6. Serving
1. Why did the potato go to the doctor? Because it was a little mashed!2. I'm a potato. I'm a potato. Look at me, I'm a potato! (from the movie Despicable Me)3. A potato flew around my room before you came, excuse the mess it made. (a play on the lyrics of a popular song)4. I yam what I yam
1. Actions speak louder than words.2. The early bird catches the worm.3. Don't cry over spilled milk.4. A penny saved is a penny earned.5. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.6. Rome wasn't built in a day.7. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.8. The grass is always greener on
1. May your holidays be filled with joy, laughter, and lots of cookies!2. Wishing you a season full of love, laughter, and all the good stuff that comes with the holidays.3. May your days be merry and bright, and your eggnog be strong!4. Here's to a holiday season filled with good cheer, grea