Drugs sayings funny
1. "I'm not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to the feeling of not being sober."
2. "I don't have a drug problem, I have a drug solution."
3. "I tried to quit drugs, but the withdrawals were too boring."
4. "Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route."
5. "I don't do drugs, I just enjoy the company of people who do."
6. "I'm not high maintenance, I'm high on drugs."
7. "I don't need drugs to be crazy, I just need them to be sane."
8. "Drugs are like duct tape, they fix everything temporarily."
9. "I'm not a drug addict, I'm a drug enthusiast."
10. "I'm not on drugs, I'm just on a natural high... from all the drugs."
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