Drunk sayings funny
1. "I'm not drunk, I'm just practicing my dance moves."
2. "I'm not drunk, I'm just speaking in cursive."
3. "I'm not drunk, I'm just embracing my inner pirate."
4. "I'm not drunk, I'm just fluent in drunkinese."
5. "I'm not drunk, I'm just on a liquid diet."
6. "I'm not drunk, I'm just enhancing my personality."
7. "I'm not drunk, I'm just exploring the boundaries of sobriety."
8. "I'm not drunk, I'm just celebrating my love for gravity."
9. "I'm not drunk, I'm just on a temporary vacation from reality."
10. "I'm not drunk, I'm just a little sideways."
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