Dumb wise sayings
1. "A penny saved is a penny earned, but a dollar found on the ground is a dollar spent."
2. "Don't cry over spilled milk, unless it's almond milk, then you can cry a little."
3. "The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
4. "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
5. "A watched pot never boils, but an unwatched pot always boils over."
6. "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it do the backstroke."
7. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket, unless you're really good at juggling."
8. "The grass is always greener on the other side, unless it's artificial turf."
9. "When life gives you lemons, make sure to check for hidden cameras."
10. "It's better to be safe than sorry, but it's even better to be safe and have a good time."
Above is Dumb wise sayings.
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