Education new funny sayings

1. "I'm not a smart cookie, I'm a crumbly one."

2. "I put the 'fun' in fundamentals."

3. "I have a degree in procrastination, with a minor in napping."

4. "I'm not a know-it-all, I'm a learn-it-all."

5. "I'm not a teacher, I'm a professional distractor."

6. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

7. "I'm not failing, I'm just exploring alternative outcomes."

8. "I'm not a math whiz, I'm more of a math wizard."

9. "I'm not a bookworm, I'm a book dragon."

10. "I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just very particular about my mistakes."

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