Elf on the shelf sayings funny

1. "I'm not just an elf, I'm a certified mischief maker!"

2. "I'm watching you, so you better not pout!"

3. "I'm not just here for Christmas, I'm here for the cookies too!"

4. "I'm not a morning elf, I'm a night elf!"

5. "I'm not spying, I'm just gathering intel for Santa!"

6. "I'm not just a shelf elf, I'm a shelfie expert!"

7. "I'm not just here to make toys, I'm here to make memories!"

8. "I'm not just a little elf, I'm a big personality in a small package!"

9. "I'm not just here to watch, I'm here to bring joy and laughter!"

10. "I'm not just an elf on the shelf, I'm the CEO of Christmas cheer!"

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