Email sayings funny
1. "I'm not addicted to email, I just have a strong attachment to my inbox."
2. "I don't always check my email, but when I do, it's 3am and I have to be up at 6."
3. "My email password has been the same for years. It's 'incorrect'. So whenever I forget it, the computer reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect'."
4. "I tried to change my password to 'incorrect', but the computer said it was already taken."
5. "I'm not ignoring your email, I'm just prioritizing my procrastination."
6. "I have a love-hate relationship with my email. I love getting messages, but I hate responding to them."
7. "My email signature should just say 'Sorry for the delayed response, I'm bad at checking my email'."
8. "I wish my email inbox had a 'delete all' button for Mondays."
9. "My email inbox is like a black hole - once something goes in, it's never seen again."
10. "I have a folder in my email called 'To Do', but it should really be called 'Never Going to Happen'."
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