Funny junk food sayings
1. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
2. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
3. "I'm not addicted to chocolate. Chocolate is addicted to me."
4. "I'm not a snackaholic, I'm just a connoisseur of fine junk food."
5. "I donut care about calories."
6. "I'm just here for the snacks."
7. "Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first."
8. "I'm in a committed relationship with pizza."
9. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
10. "I'm not a quitter, I'm a snacker."
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