Embroidery funny sayings

1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."

3. "I run on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts."

4. "I'm not a control freak, but you're doing it wrong."

5. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."

6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

7. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."

8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

9. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

10. "I'm not a social butterfly, I'm a social caterpillar."

Above is Embroidery funny sayings.

Imam ali sayings nahjul balagha

Here are some sayings of Imam Ali (AS) from Nahjul Balagha:1. He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere.2. The best form of devotion to the service of Allah is not to make a show of it.3. Silence is the best reply to a fool.4. K

Bedrooms sayings

1. Home is where the heart is, but the bedroom is where the magic happens.2. A bedroom is a sanctuary for the soul.3. Sweet dreams are made of cozy bedrooms.4. In the bedroom, you can truly be yourself.5. The best memories are made in the bedroom.6. A bedroom is a place of rest, relaxatio

Grandkid sayings for nan & gramp

1. Nan, you're the best at giving hugs and cookies!2. Gramp, you're like a superhero with all your stories and jokes!3. Nan, you make the best pancakes in the whole world!4. Gramp, you're the coolest because you always have time to play with me.5. Nan, you're like a fairy godmother with all

First birthday card invitation sayings

1. Join us as we celebrate [Name]'s first trip around the sun! You're invited to a special birthday party in honor of our little one's first birthday.2. It's time to celebrate a year of love, laughter, and joy with [Name]! Please join us for a fun-filled first birthday party.3. One year of bles

Cleaner than a sayings funny

Cleaner than a germaphobe's nightmares!

Chalk the walk sayings

1. Leave a little sparkle wherever you go.2. Kindness is free, sprinkle that stuff everywhere.3. Be the reason someone smiles today.4. You are capable of amazing things.5. In a world where you can be anything, be kind.6. Life is short, make it sweet.7. You are enough.8. Choose joy.9.

Health sayings in french

1. La santé est la vraie richesse. (Health is true wealth)2. Mieux vaut prévenir que guérir. (Prevention is better than cure)3. Un esprit sain dans un corps sain. (A healthy mind in a healthy body)4. La santé n'a pas de prix. (Health is priceless)5. Qui a la santé, a tout. (He who has health, has ev

German idioms & phrases proverbs and sayings

1. Aller Anfang ist schwer. - All beginnings are difficult.2. Der frühe Vogel fängt den Wurm. - The early bird catches the worm.3. Wer anderen eine Grube gräbt, fällt selbst hinein. - He who digs a pit for others will fall into it himself.4. In der Kürze liegt die Würze. - Brevity is

Sayings funny coffee quotes

1. I like my coffee like I like my mornings - dark and strong.2. Coffee: because adulting is hard.3. I drink coffee for your protection.4. Life happens, coffee helps.5. Coffee - because anger management is too expensive.6. I have a latte feelings, but coffee helps me espresso them.7. Co

Sayings for people with disability quotes

1. Disability is a matter of perception. If you can do just one thing well, you're needed by someone. - Martina Navratilova2. The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton3. Just because a man lacks the use of his eyes doesn't mean he lacks vision. - Stevie Wonder4. Disabili