Extremely hilarious sayings
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
6. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
9. "I'm not a quitter, I'm just on a prolonged coffee break."
10. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just sarcastic."
Above is Extremely hilarious sayings.
Pray as if everything depends on God and work as if everything depends on you.
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