Fail love quotes and sayings
1. "Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap."
2. "Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."
3. "Love is sharing your popcorn."
4. "Love is being stupid together."
5. "Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."
6. "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."
7. "Love is a two-way street constantly under construction."
8. "Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch."
9. "Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell."
10. "Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop."
Above is Fail love quotes and sayings.
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