Fake news sayings
1. "The moon landing was staged in a Hollywood studio."
2. "Vaccines cause autism."
3. "Climate change is a hoax created by scientists."
4. "Aliens are living among us in disguise."
5. "Eating a raw onion can cure cancer."
6. "The Earth is flat."
7. "Chemtrails are a government conspiracy to control the population."
8. "The government is hiding the cure for cancer."
9. "5G technology causes COVID-19."
10. "Bill Gates is implanting microchips in COVID-19 vaccines for tracking purposes."
Above is Fake news sayings.
1. O-H-I-O!2. Buckeye Nation, stand up!3. Script Ohio, best damn band in the land!4. We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan!5. Scarlet and Gray 'til I die!6. Buckeye born, Buckeye bred, when I die I'll be Buckeye dead!7. Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on!8. Buckeye pride, n
1. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.4. I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people.5. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?6
1. 2020: The year we all wore masks for Halloween and every other day too.2. This holiday season, may your Zoom calls be merry and bright.3. 2020: The year we all became professional hand-washers.4. All I want for Christmas is a refund on 2020.5. This year, Santa's sleigh is practicing soci
1. Congratulations on another year of tolerating each other. Happy anniversary!2. Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade!3. Here's to the two lovebirds who still haven't killed each other yet.
I'm glad you're looking for some cute sayings and funny pics! Here's a cute saying for you: You are my sunshine on a cloudy day. And here's a funny pic to go along with it: [insert funny pic of a smiling sun wearing sunglasses]. I hope that brings a smile to your face!
1. I'm feeling a little crabby today, but in a good way!2. Don't be shellfish, share the crab legs!3. I'm not a regular crab, I'm a cool crab.4. Crab-ulous! That's how I feel when I'm by the ocean.5. Why did the crab never share his food? Because he was a little shellfish.6. Crab-tivating
1. Go ahead, make my day.2. A man's got to know his limitations.3. Do you feel lucky, punk?4. I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.5. I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it.6. I'm not a legend. I'm just an actor trying to get
1. High cotton - meaning to be in a prosperous or successful situation2. Cotton-pickin' minute - meaning a very short amount of time3. Cotton to - meaning to take a liking to or agree with something4. Cotton mouth - referring to a dry mouth, often associated with nervousness or dehydration5.
1. Pumpkin spice and everything nice.2. Life is sweet, just like pumpkin pie.3. Pumpkin pie: the dessert of champions.4. Happiness is a warm slice of pumpkin pie.5. Pumpkin pie: the ultimate comfort food.6. In a world full of desserts, be a pumpkin pie.7. Pumpkin pie makes everything be
1. Fold in the cheese!2. What you did there was so wrong, on so many levels.3. I'd kill for a good coma right now.4. I'm positively bedeviled by the thought.5. I have a very active fantasy life.6. I'm a very passionate person. I tend to yell when I'm excited.7. I'm not one to gossip, bu