Fake sayings about god
1. "God helps those who help themselves... to a second helping of dessert."
2. "God works in mysterious ways... like hiding your keys when you're running late."
3. "God never gives you more than you can handle... unless it's a Monday morning."
4. "God is always watching over you... and judging your Netflix choices."
5. "God moves in mysterious ways... like changing the Wi-Fi password when you have an important deadline."
6. "God won't give you more than you can handle... unless it's a sale at your favorite store."
7. "God helps those who help themselves... to the last slice of pizza."
8. "God has a plan for everyone... except for that guy who cut you off in traffic."
9. "God is always listening to your prayers... and occasionally hitting the snooze button."
10. "God works in mysterious ways... like making sure your phone dies right before you need to make an important call."
Above is Fake sayings about god.
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