Family funny quotes and sayings
1. "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender." - Rodney Dangerfield
2. "I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen." - Unknown
3. "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner
4. "I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage." - Erma Bombeck
5. "I'm not sure if I'm the hero of my family, but I'm pretty sure I'm the comic relief." - Unknown
6. "My family is temperamental. Half temper, half mental." - Unknown
7. "I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom." - Bob Hope
8. "My family is like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts." - Unknown
9. "I told my kids I wanted to be cremated. They made me an appointment for Tuesday." - Unknown
10. "I come from a family where the only time we even talk to each other is during a family feud." - Roseanne Barr
Above is Family funny quotes and sayings.
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Whispers
1. Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal.2. May the road rise to meet you, may the wind be always at your back, may the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields, and until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of his hand.
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It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
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Dame Edna, the iconic character created by Australian comedian Barry Humphries, is known for her witty and humorous sayings. Some of her favorite sayings include:1. Hello, possums!2. I'm not a housewife, I'm a mega-star!3. Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing ou
1. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a glass of cider might keep the stress away. 2. Life is too short to drink bad cider. 3. Cider: the perfect blend of apples and happiness. 4. Sip, savor, repeat - the cider lover's mantra. 5. In cider we trust. 6. Cider: nature's way of making
1. All lives matter, no matter the color.2. Every life is valuable and deserves respect.3. All lives matter equally, no exceptions.4. Every life is important and should be treated with dignity.5. We are all human beings, and all lives matter.6. All lives have worth and should be protected