1. Madder than a wet hen2. Sweatin' like a sinner in church3. Colder than a witch's tit4. Busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest5. Uglier than a mud fence6. Slower than molasses in January7. Happy as a clam at high water8. Drunker than Cooter Brown9. Slicker than sno
1. Age is just a number, but my t-shirt size is forever.2. I'm not getting older, I'm just increasing in value.3. I'm not old, I'm a classic.4. Vintage [year of birth] model.5. I'm like fine wine, I get better with age.6. I'm not [age], I'm 18 with [number of years] of experience.7.
Sure, here are some incorrect quotes from the movie Boondock Saints:1. I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. - This quote is actually from The Godfather, not Boondock Saints.2. Say hello to my little friend! - This quote is from Scarface, not Boondock Saints.3. May the Force be
1. I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry.2. I kiss better than I cook.3. I'm not a chef, I just play one in the kitchen.4. I'm the queen of the kitchen, but don't ask me to bake a crown.5. I'm too hot to handle, so I wear an apron.6. I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool apron-wearing m
1. Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow2. Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Andersen3. Life is a song, love is the music. - Unknown4. Music is the art of thinking with sounds. - Jules Combarieu5. Music is the strongest form of magic. - Mar
1. You had me at hello. - Jerry Maguire2. Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. - Forrest Gump3. I'll be back. - The Terminator4. You can't handle the truth! - A Few Good Men5. I'm the king of the world! - Titanic6. To infinity and beyond! - Toy Story7.
1. Cruising is like a floating paradise.2. Sail away to happiness on a cruise ship.3. Life is better on a cruise.4. Cruising: where the sea meets serenity.5. Cruising is the ultimate escape to relaxation.6. Sail into the sunset and leave your worries behind.7. Cruising is a journey to j
1. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.4. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.5. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?6. I'm not short, I