Famous humorous quotes sayings

1. "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." - Oscar Wilde

2. "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender." - Rodney Dangerfield

3. "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown

4. "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." - Steven Wright

5. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." - Michael Scott (The Office)

6. "I intend to live forever, or die trying." - Groucho Marx

7. "I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." - Rodney Dangerfield

8. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown

9. "I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness." - Emo Philips

10. "I'm not sure if I actually have free time or if I just keep forgetting stuff." - Unknown

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First noel sayings

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