Father's day sayings funny
1. "Dad, you're the man who taught me how to be a man... by showing me what not to do."
2. "Dad, thanks for always pretending to know everything even when you have no clue."
3. "Dad, you're like a fine wine - you only get better with age... and you make me want to drink."
4. "Dad, you're the reason I have a great sense of humor... because I had to learn how to laugh at your jokes."
5. "Dad, you're the real MVP... Most Valuable Pop."
6. "Dad, you're not just a father, you're a dad joke extraordinaire."
7. "Dad, you're the king of dad bods and dad jokes... and I wouldn't have it any other way."
8. "Dad, you're the reason I have such high standards... because I've always looked up to you."
9. "Dad, you're the only person I know who can make a bad pun sound like a masterpiece."
10. "Dad, you're the best at embarrassing me in public... and I wouldn't have it any other way."
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