Felt board sayings funny

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."

6. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."

7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

9. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high standards."

10. "I'm not old, I'm vintage."

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