1. "Plaid to the bone!"
2. "Plaid-ical jokes are the best!"
3. "Plaid is rad, don't be sad!"
4. "Plaid-itude is everything!"
5. "Plaid-ly speaking, I'm fabulous!"
6. "Plaid is my happy color!"
7. "Plaid-ventures await!"
8. "Plaid-erella at your service!"
9. "Plaid-ly going where no one has gone before!"
10. "Plaid is the new black, didn't you know?"
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Here are some wise old sayings about long distance friendships:1. Distance makes the heart grow fonder.2. True friends are never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart.3. A friend is always near, in the heart even when they are far.4. Distance means so little when someone means so much.
1. Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet!2. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is by eating good food with those you hold dear.3. May your Christmas dinner be as delicious as the company you keep.4. Tis the season to indulge in all the festive treats and delights.5. Christmas c
1. Sweet as can be2. You're one smart cookie3. Life is short, eat the cookie4. Love at first bite5. Bite me6. You're the sprinkles to my cookie7. Just dough it8. Cookies make everything better9. Baked with love10. One tough cookie
1. You really dropped the ball on that one.2. You made a real mess of things.3. You really botched it.4. You really screwed the pooch.5. You really made a hash of it.6. You really made a blunder.7. You really made a muck of it.8. You really made a shambles of it.9. You really made a pig's ear of it.
1. Teamwork makes the dream work.2. There is no 'I' in team.3. United we stand, divided we fall.4. Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much.5. Coming together is a beginning, keeping together is progress, working together is success.6. A problem shared is a problem halved.7.
1. Merry Christmas, the shitter was full!2. We're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas.3. Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now.4. It's a beaut, Clark. It's a beaut!5. Why is the carpet all wet, Todd? I
1. I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. - W.C. Fields2. In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Benjamin Franklin3. I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill4. I drink to make other people
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.3. The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke4. The gr
1. You're despicable!2. I'm not crazy, I just don't give a darn!3. I'm not a quack, I'm a mallard!4. I'm the original screwball!5. I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way!6. You're dethpicable!7. I'm not a turkey, I'm a duck!8. I'm a happy-go-lucky, lovable, little duck!9. I'm not a wi
1. The birds and the bees - a common euphemism for explaining reproduction and sexuality to children.2. Like birds of a feather, we flock together - a saying that means people with similar interests or characteristics tend to associate with each other.3. The birds and the bees are singing - a