Fight sayings funny
1. "I'm not saying I'm Batman, but have you ever seen us in the same room together?"
2. "I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover. But I'll fight for what I love."
3. "I'm not afraid of a fight, I'm afraid of running out of snacks."
4. "I may be small, but I fight like a cornered squirrel."
5. "I'm not a violent person, but I will slap you with the strength of a thousand angry kittens."
6. "I'm not saying I'm tough, but I once stubbed my toe and only cried for 20 minutes."
7. "I'm not the kind of person to start a fight, but I'll finish it with a sarcastic comment."
8. "I may not be the strongest, but I have a black belt in sarcasm."
9. "I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover. But if you mess with my loved ones, I'll fight like a mama bear protecting her cubs."
10. "I may not be a ninja, but I can throw shade faster than you can throw a punch."
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