Filipino funny sayings

1. "Ang taong nagigipit, sa bote kumakapit." (A person in dire straits will cling to a bottle.)

2. "Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga." (If you have patience, you'll have a stew.)

3. "Basta driver, sweet lover." (As long as you're a driver, you're a sweet lover.)

4. "Pag may usok, may niluto." (Where there's smoke, there's something cooking.)

5. "Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga. Kapag walang tiyaga, walang nilaga, luto." (If you have patience, you'll have a stew. If you have no patience, there's no stew, it's burnt.)

6. "Walang matigas na tinapay sa mainit na kape." (No bread is too hard for hot coffee.)

7. "Kung gusto may paraan, kung ayaw maraming dahilan." (If you want it, there's a way; if you don't, there are many excuses.)

8. "Ang hindi marunong lumingon sa pinanggalingan ay hindi makararating sa paroroonan." (He who does not look back to where he came from will never reach his destination.)

9. "Kapag may alak, may balak." (If there's alcohol, there's a plan.)

10. "Kung may isinuksok, may madudukot." (If something is stuffed in, something can be taken out.)

Above is Filipino funny sayings.