Floyd the barber sayings
Here are some famous sayings attributed to Floyd the Barber from "The Andy Griffith Show":
1. "You know, it's a funny thing about hair. You keep cutting it, but it just keeps growing back."
2. "A good haircut can make a man feel like a new person."
3. "I always say, a man's hair is his crowning glory."
4. "You can tell a lot about a person by the way they wear their hair."
5. "A little off the top, a little off the sides, and you'll be looking sharp in no time."
6. "I've been cutting hair for so long, I can do it blindfolded."
7. "There's nothing like a fresh haircut to boost your confidence."
8. "I may not be a magician, but I can work wonders with a pair of scissors."
9. "Some people say I have a way with hair. I say, it's all in the technique."
10. "Remember, a good haircut is an investment in yourself."
Above is Floyd the barber sayings.
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