Foodie sayings funny
1. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
2. "I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry."
3. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
4. "I'm not a chef, I just play one in my kitchen."
5. "I'm in a committed relationship with food."
6. "I'm not a glutton, I'm an explorer of food."
7. "I'm on a strict diet... just kidding, I ate a cookie while typing this."
8. "I'm not a foodie, I'm a food enthusiast."
9. "I'm not a chef, but I can microwave like a pro."
10. "I'm not a chef, I just like to eat like one."
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