Fortune cookies with funny sayings
1. "You will soon discover that the best way to a person's heart is through their stomach. Bring snacks."
2. "Your luck will change for the better once you stop wearing socks with sandals."
3. "Beware of falling coconuts and unexpected dance parties."
4. "You will find great success in your future career as a professional napper."
5. "A wise person once said, 'Don't cry over spilled milk, unless it's chocolate milk.'"
6. "Your next great adventure will involve a squirrel, a rubber band, and a kazoo."
7. "You will soon receive a surprise gift that you never knew you needed: a talking toaster."
8. "Remember, it's not procrastination if you're actively avoiding doing something else."
9. "Your lucky numbers are 3, 14, 26, and 42. Use them wisely, or just play the lottery."
10. "The best way to predict the future is to create it yourself. Start by inventing a new flavor of ice cream."
Above is Fortune cookies with funny sayings.
1. Old goats have long beards. 2. Stubborn as a goat. 3. Acting the goat. 4. Separate the sheep from the goats. 5. Like a goat in a wolf's den. 6. As sure-footed as a mountain goat. 7. Don't count your chickens before they are hatched, nor your goats before they are sold. 8. A goat wi
1. Time is like a river, you can never touch the same water twice because the flow that has passed will never pass again.2. Time is free, but it's priceless. You can't own it, but you can use it. You can't keep it, but you can spend it. Once you've lost it, you can never get it back.3. Time fli
1. Cheers to 21 years!2. Finally legal at 21!3. Turning 21 and having fun!4. Twenty-one and ready to party!5. 21 and oh so fun!6. A toast to 21 years of life!7. Legal age, 21 on the stage!8. Twenty-one and loving life!9. Celebrating 21 in style!10. Feeling 21 and fabulous!11. 21
1. As exciting as watching paint dry.2. About as interesting as watching grass grow.3. As dull as dishwater.4. As boring as watching a clock tick.5. About as stimulating as a blank wall.6. As uneventful as a snooze fest.7. As dull as a doorknob.8. About as thrilling as watching grass
1. October is a symphony of colors, a melody of falling leaves.2. In October, every leaf is a flower.3. October is nature's canvas, painting the world in hues of gold and crimson.4. October whispers the secrets of autumn in every rustling leaf.5. October is a pumpkin-spiced hug for the soul
1. Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.2. I'll sleep on it.3. Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite.4. The early bird catches the worm.5. You snooze, you lose.6. Sleep is the best meditation.7. Rise and shine.8. Sleep like a baby.9. I need my bea
1. Celebrating 25 years of love and commitment.2. Renewing our vows, stronger than ever.3. A quarter century of love and devotion.4. 25 years of marriage, countless memories.5. Reaffirming our love after 25 years.6. Still saying 'I do' after all these years.7. 25 years of love, laughter
1. Live, Laugh, Love2. Dream Big3. Be Kind4. Create Happiness5. Stay Positive6. Follow Your Heart7. Believe in Yourself8. Choose Joy9. Embrace Change10. Love Wins
1. Sleigh all day, party all night2. All I want for Christmas is you... to stop talking about your diet3. Jingle all the way... to the dessert table4. Fa la la la llama5. Dear Santa, I can explain...6. Christmas calories don't count, right?7. Santa, define 'good'8. Merry Christmas ya
1. Live to ride, ride to live.2. Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul.3. Ride it like you stole it.4. Born to be wild, ride to be free.5. Ride hard or stay home.6. Life is short, buy the bike.7. Two wheels, one love.8. Ride fast, take chances.9. If you can read this,