Fortune teller sayings funny

1. "You will meet someone who will make you laugh so hard, you'll forget all your troubles. They will also probably steal your fries."

2. "Beware of falling in love with a Scorpio, they will either break your heart or steal your snacks."

3. "Your future holds a lot of laughter, but also a lot of accidentally sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person."

4. "You will find true love in a coffee shop, but it will be with the barista, not the person you came in with."

5. "A mysterious stranger will enter your life and bring you joy, but also a strange obsession with collecting socks."

6. "Your lucky number is 404, which means you will spend a lot of time searching for things that are lost."

7. "You will have a sudden urge to break out into song in public, but don't worry, it will be surprisingly well-received."

8. "A fortune teller will tell you that you have a bright future, but only if you stop eating so many tacos."

9. "You will discover a hidden talent for interpretive dance, but only after a few glasses of wine."

10. "Your future holds many adventures, but also a lot of accidentally walking into glass doors."

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