Fourchon cookie sayings

1. "Life is short, eat the cookie first."

2. "Cookies make everything better."

3. "One cookie a day keeps the frowns away."

4. "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts - so have a cookie!"

5. "Cookies are the answer, no matter the question."

6. "In a world full of options, choose the cookie."

7. "Cookies: the ultimate comfort food."

8. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy cookies."

9. "Cookies: the sweetest escape."

10. "A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

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