Fozzie bear sayings

1. "Wocka wocka!"

2. "I may be a bear, but I'm not a grizzly!"

3. "Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!"

4. "I've got a million of 'em!"

5. "I'm a stand-up bear!"

6. "I don't get no respect!"

7. "I'm not a comedian, I'm a comic!"

8. "It's not easy being green... or brown, for that matter!"

9. "I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see!"

10. "I'm a bear of very little brain... and even less hair!"

Above is Fozzie bear sayings.

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