Free witty sayings and
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
6. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
7. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not old, I'm vintage."
10. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline extension program."
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1. A father's love is like no other,Guiding us through life like a steady rudder.On this special day, we honor you,For all the things you say and do.2. To the man who taught me right from wrong,Whose love and wisdom make me strong.Happy Father's Day, dear dad,You're the best a child could ever have.
1. Another year older, another year cooler!2. Happy birthday to the coolest kid on the block!3. May your birthday be as fun and exciting as you are!4. Wishing you a day filled with laughter, joy, and lots of cake!5. You're not just a year older, you're a year wiser too!6. Here's to anothe
1. Sitting pretty2. Sitting duck3. Sitting on the fence4. Sitting on top of the world5. Sitting on a gold mine
1. Flying high and reaching for the sky!2. Taking flight with passion and precision.3. Building dreams one wing at a time.4. The sky's the limit when you're soaring with a model airplane.5. In the world of model airplanes, every landing is a victory.6. Flying is not just a hobby, it's a w
1. Don't take your organs to heaven, heaven knows we need them here.2. Be an organ donor, give the gift of life.3. Don't let your organs go to waste, donate and save a life.4. Organ donation: the ultimate act of kindness.5. Leave a legacy of love through organ donation.6. Organ donors are
1. Take time to do what makes your soul happy.2. You deserve your own love and affection.3. Self-care is not selfish, it is essential.4. You are worthy of all the love and care in the world.5. Treat yourself like someone you love.6. Indulge in self-care, it's not a luxury, it's a necessit
1. We stunt harder, jump higher, and cheer louder.2. No pain, no gain, cheerleaders never complain.3. Blood, sweat, and cheers.4. Cheer loud, cheer proud, we're the best crowd.5. Cheerleading: where every stunt is a chance to shine.6. We don't just cheer, we dominate the atmosphere.7. S
Actions speak louder than words.
1. The Earth does not belong to us, we belong to the Earth. - Chief Seattle2. The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb3. We do not inherit the Earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children. - Native American Proverb4. The enviro
1. Cooking is like love; it should be entered into with abandon or not at all. - Harriet Van Horne2. The only real stumbling block is fear of failure. In cooking you've got to have a what-the-hell attitude. - Julia Child3. Cooking is all about people. Food is maybe the only universal thing that