Fun quotes and sayings

1. "Life is short, smile while you still have teeth."

2. "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." - Charles M. Schulz

3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

4. "Life is like a camera. Focus on what's important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don't work out, take another shot."

5. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party."

6. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

7. "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."

8. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

9. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot." - Big Pun

10. "Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me, I'll laugh at you."

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Wise girl quotes & sayings

1. A wise girl knows her limits, a smart girl knows she has none. - Marilyn Monroe2. The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud. - Coco Chanel3. A strong woman looks a challenge dead in the eye and gives it a wink. - Gina Carey4. She believed she could, so she did. - R.S.

I love you big sister quotes and sayings

1. A sister is both your mirror – and your opposite. - Elizabeth Fishel2. A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life. - Isadora James3. Sisters are different flowers from the same garden. - Unknown4. Having a sister is like having a best fr

Against the grain sayings

1. Swimming against the tide.2. Marching to the beat of a different drum.3. Going against the flow.4. Coloring outside the lines.5. Walking a different path.6. Dancing to your own tune.7. Breaking the mold.8. Going against the current.9. Thinking outside the box.10. Going against

Cute photo quotes sayings

1. Love is a four-legged word.2. Pawsitively adorable.3. Life is better with a furry friend.4. My therapist has fur and four legs.5. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.6. Home is where the dog is.7. Happiness is a warm puppy.8. The road to my heart is paved wit

Funny sayings about poop

1. Poop is like a surprise package, you never know what you're gonna get.2. Poop: nature's way of saying 'you're full'.3. Life is like a box of chocolates, except sometimes it's more like a box of poop.4. Poop: the ultimate equalizer, because everyone does it.5. They say money talks, but po

Almond joy valentines sayings

1. You're the almond to my joy.2. You bring joy to my heart, just like an Almond Joy.3. My love for you is as sweet as an Almond Joy.4. You're the sweetest Valentine, just like an Almond Joy.5. Life is a joy with you by my side, like an Almond Joy.6. You're a nutty delight, just like an A

Jamaican sayings slang

Sure, here are some Jamaican sayings and slang terms:1. Ya man - Yes, man2. Irie - Feeling good or great3. Mi deh yah - I am here4. Likkle more - See you later5. Wah gwaan? - What's going on?6. No problem - No worries7. Mi soon come - I will be there soon8. Yuh deh yah? - Are you her

Very funny pictures and sayings

I'm glad you're looking for some humor! Here are a few funny pictures and sayings for you:1. Picture: A cat wearing sunglasses with the caption Too cool for mew.2. Saying: I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.3. Picture: A dog wearing a party hat with the caption Le

School level language sayings

1. A stitch in time saves nine.2. Actions speak louder than words.3. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.4. Practice makes perfect.5. Don't cry over spilled milk.6. The early bird catches the worm.7. Two wrongs don't make a right.8. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.9. W

Cheesy jamaican sayings

1. No problem, mon!2. Everyting irie, man.3. One love, one heart, let's get together and feel alright.4. Don't worry, be happy.5. Life is a beach, enjoy the waves.6. Walk good, talk good.7. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade with a splash of rum.8. Out of many, one people.9.