Funnier than a sayings
1. "As confused as a chameleon in a bag of Skittles."
2. "As useful as a chocolate teapot."
3. "As lost as a needle in a haystack."
4. "As clumsy as a one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond."
5. "As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party."
6. "As useful as a screen door on a submarine."
7. "As slow as molasses in January."
8. "As happy as a clam at high tide."
9. "As nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
10. "As sharp as a marble."
Above is Funnier than a sayings.
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1. I brought you into this world, I can take you out of it.2. I don't care if everyone else is doing it, you're not.3. I'm not your friend, I'm your parent.4. Because I said so, that's why.5. You'll understand when you're older.6. I don't care if you don't like it, you'll do it anyway.7.
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